Administration Announces Ambitious 1000 Year Plan
Chicken Zehnders
April 9, 2020
Trinity students and teachers took to the quad before Spring Break to protest the administration’s announcement of the controversial 50 Year Plan. “This is an outrage! Where’s the boat house? Where’s the back nine?” shouted Cameron Thompson. Administrators scrambled to appease...
The Trinity Prep Bachelor
Squidney under the Seabold
April 6, 2020
As prom quickly approaches, most students find themselves scrambling to find a date at the last minute. However, it can be hard to find that perfect someone. You know, the one that you make your mom pin the boutonniere on. The one that when the slow song comes on, you both awkwardly sway, trying...
The Plea to Save Gen Z
LEXI GOOD, WRITER
April 3, 2020
Just yesterday, senior class treasurer and Peace Jam president Bhrajit Thakur was rushed to rehab on a stretcher during break following a cell phone binge. Parents were outraged that he didn’t attend the Saint Stop that they had been planning for months until they found him relapsing in the quie...
Trinity Prep’s Dean Rhoads Announces 2020 Presidential Run
The Gingerbread Man, Chicos have you seen my boots?
April 2, 2020
Trinity Prep English teacher Dean Rhoads recently announced his candidacy for the 2020 election last week to a roaring crowd of thousands of supporters, declaring himself to be the true heir to the throne of the United States. Over the course of his 40 years at Trinity Prep, Rhoads is known for being...
Trinity’s Secret Societies Open for Applications
Denise Bologna-Turkey, Staff Eater
April 2, 2020
Before you turn in your registration forms for next year, consider joining one of Trinity’s secret societies. Up until this year, Trinity’s secret societies have been working undercover, but recent confessions by students and teachers have revealed that Trinity is not simply a college prep schoo...
Uncovering the immortals on campus
Emma Kim, Layout Editor
April 2, 2020
After close examination and investigation over the years, several Trinity students and faculty members speculate that a few teachers on campus appear younger than they really are. Science teacher Scottie Smith has been brewing up suspicion ever since she arrived at Trinity three years ago...
Trinity students host first annual Teacher Rodeo Prom *CHAOS*
Amy Qiao, News Editor
April 1, 2020
Last Thursday, teachers and faculty cancelled study period to spend a memorable night at their first ever prom, themed Rowdy Rodeo, located in one of the most coveted venues in Orlando: Trinity Prep’s teachers’ lounge. Equipped with an electronic bull, haystack photobooth and bedazzling cowbo...
BREAKING NEWS: Ms. Aull and her fellow administrators on the run from the U.S. government
RYAN LATTERALL, SATIRE
April 1, 2020
Voice Staff Censors Admin
Let's Get Down to Liziness, Staff Housewife
March 31, 2020
In an unprecedented move, The Voice staff has flipped the script and begun to censor administration. Students and faculty alike were shocked by the sudden shift in power, leading many to question how this was even possible. When asked about the new capabilities of The Voice staff, layout editor ...
