Spotted: Blickman Untucked?

Hey preppies, TPS gossip girl here, and I have the latest scoop on the lies and scandals on — and off — campus. Just yesterday, Mr. Blickman was spotted out in the wild — at Whole Foods. He was too focused on choosing the right apple that he forgot to tuck in his Polo. Don’t believe me? See for yourselves. Whatever happened to our dress code king? This scandal may be even juicier than that apple he was planning to buy.

XOXO,
TPS gossip girl

Spotted: Nikhil Sick!

It’s springtime, and love is in the air. That, and … pollen. With nearly the entire junior class wiped out from spring-
time sickness, I’m not sure if this will bode well for their GPA’s. My eyes around campus have informed me that Nikhil Daniel has missed too many AP chem classes to count. Good luck passing that exam in May, N. TPS gossip girl’s guide to staying healthy: a) wash your hands, b) wear a mask and c) avoid that pollen.

Stay healthy, preppies.
XOXO,
TPS gossip girl

Spotted: Quite the Promposal

Hey preppies, ‘Tis the season — for prom. Now is your last chance to find the perfect dress, rent that tux and ask a special someone to be your date. Looks like Kevin Wang is already ahead of the game on that one. Spotted: K promposing to Mason Pengra in the quad with quite the show. We knew M liked horses, but who would’ve thought K would show up with an actual
horse-drawn carriage to school? Better say yes, M.

XOXO,
TPS gossip girl

Spotted: Senioritis catching up with Students

The school year is coming to a close and you know what that means — students scrambling to log their final community service hours. Some seniors have gotten so desperate that they’re trying to get hours by helping the construction crew build the new Nochur Sankar Science Building. Senioritis hits hard when a full year of laziness comes crashing down on you at once. Speaking of crashing down, it sounds like that’s what the new building will be doing if the seniors are able to help with the construction. Desperate times call for desperate measures, huh?

XOXO,
TPS gossip girl